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A Pecker and a porn star walk into a bar.

The Pecker asks the porn star,
"I wonder which one of us he screwed harder?"

The porn star says, "Probably you cause I didn't feel a thing."

#DonaldTrump
#MushroomDick

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ABSOLUTELY, take this advice from someone who has lived thru countless protests and knows what to do:

https://mastodon.social/@CatDragon@mastodon.world/112333997414520087

It's everything I would have included if my brain hadn't farted all its memory away!

H/t to @CatDragon


Protest advice from a gramma.
First aid kit with eyewash and insta cool pack. Sanitary napkins for injuries that bleed heavily.
Water.
Protein bars.
Write your attorneys number on your body .
If you have a chronic medical condition like epilepsy or diabetes wear an alert bracelet and carry two days worth of meds.
Assume your personal property will be confiscated. Wipe your phone .
N 95 masks are dual purpose.
Practice the buddy system.
Situational awareness at all times.
Please be careful.

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"Dreams of the Everyday Housewife" is a song written by #ChrisGantry and recorded by American #countryMusic artist #GlenCampbell. It was released in July 1968 as the first single from his album #WichitaLineman. The song peaked at number 3 on the #Billboard #HotCountrySingles chart. It also reached number 1 on the #RPM Country Tracks chart in Canada.
https://youtu.be/Q3GBd_soKZM

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Facebook posts - Altered video shows Dr. Oz promoting a coffee weight loss supplement

#facebook #mehmetoz

http://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2024/apr/25/facebook-posts/altered-video-shows-dr-oz-promoting-a-coffee-weigh/

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Arizona Court Rejects Right-Wing Challenges to Drop Boxes and Signature Matching Rules

#arizona

https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/arizona-court-rejects-right-wing-challenge-to-drop-boxes-and-signature-matching-rules/

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Pet Shop Boys: 'We should call our next tour Farewell'

#group

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cle08d4v214o

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Twilio Founder Buys Satire Site 'The Onion'

#computing

https://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/24/04/25/2044216/twilio-founder-buys-satire-site-the-onion

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Say Say Say
#PaulMcCartney #MichaelJackson
https://youtu.be/YnFknaD9eWY

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https://www.europesays.com/1176667/ Vilnius, taip pat ir kai kurie kiti miestai, pagaliau turi 3D žemėlapio pasirinkimą Google Mapse. #lithuania

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it's annoying. I wrote Speaker Emerita #NancyPelosi a letter re Carried Interest and tax rates. And in response I received a response thanking me for contacting her and telling me how important it was to hear from constituents followed by a litany of all the good things the #Democrats were doing wrt taxes. And the response had nothing to do with with the Carried interest legislation I addressed in my letter.

It's amazing how her form letter responses to comment letters make it clear she has no interest in most constituent concerns.

Maybe if I donated large sums????

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▶ GOP Leader Goes FULL DEMON When Asked About Children Dying 'At Israel's Hands'

#gop #majorityreport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HlLZC6OaTk

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Drums, Rap Songs Punctuate Trump Protest Outside Supreme Court
#JusticeCantWait
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/drums-rap-songs-punctuate-trump-protest-outside-supreme-court

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No American president has defined deviancy downward like this ex-president. All because of his actions, the Supreme Court is talking about the possibility of presidents accepting bribes and assassinating an opponent — Richard Stengel #quotes #quote #Trump #TrumpCriminality #TrumpCrimes #Crime #Law

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(577) Biden pokes fun at Trump Bible, says abortion should be 'federal right' - YouTube

Think this may be the speech Joe Biden gave in Tampa. Women's rights prevail over state's rights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvO9pTMG4zg

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A while back I nuked one of my panels on Mastodon. I have the far left for tooting, then a panel for the federated timeline, next is notifications and finally I have a getting started that I set to local. How do I add panels to my screen. I could easily add two more. Thank you in advance. 🙂

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If we're talking about the advanced web interface, after you open a new column into the Getting Started space, click on the control at the top right corner and select "Pin"
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@ophiocephalic ~ Like a charm. I have 6 panels now. Thank you very much and be well. 🙂



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US military begins construction of pier off Gaza for complex and dangerous aid delivery mission

The United States has begun construction at sea of the temporary pier intended to help deliver humanitarian aid to Gaza.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/us-military-begins-construction-of-pier-off-gaza-for-complex-and-dangerous-aid-delivery-mission/ar-AA1nFVF6

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Did you see the news that Hamas attacked Americans trying to build that pier to deliver more aid into Palestine?
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The kids protesting are old enough that they googled the @wikipedia article about #HangingChads when they were in middle school.

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🚨BREAKING: Arizona Court REJECTS two right wing lawsuits to limit ballot drop boxes and to force stricter rules for signature verification.

Congrats to the ELG team on the victories for our clients and Arizona voters. https://democracydocket.com/cases/arizona-signature-verification-challenge/
https://www.democracydocket.com/cases/arizona-drop-boxes-challenge/

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Benjamin Levi's is blocked

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Had someone on here try to convince me that the student protests for Palestine were bad because they distract from income inequality, I guess after reading my bio.

If you think protesting rampant militarism and the dehumanization and brutalization of any group of people takes something away from poverty abolitionism, you don’t understand what poverty abolition is about.

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Ugh, whataboutism is so tiring.

I don't even entirely agree with what the students are saying, but all cops are bastards so I'm never going to back the frikkin cops.

(I don't care to vocally support the protesters either, but that's different. My side really need to figure out how to push out the Hamas/Houthi/etc intifada supporters and at least use clearly different language from them.

But I don't know how to fix that myself, so I've got nothing helpful to say.)

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It's helpful to continue to speak out against poverty and genocide in general, at least.

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MS-DOS 4.0 was re-released under an MIT license.

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Biden touts American 'comeback' as he celebrates computer chip deal in NY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvmk1_-HYIU&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

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Fellow reservists warned of Maine gunman's plan for mass shooting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHGxKchkilo&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

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