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Is it true that all you need to draw a penis on a cybertruck is a squirt gun full of salt water? Asking for a friend.
in reply to jwz

could you squirt anything? I mean, they're just incredibly delicate flowers, really.
in reply to jwz

Do the road authorities in the US dump salt in the roads during icy periods? If so the results would be hilarious.
in reply to Jawaka

In a lot of areas, especially the northern half of the country, yes.

Bad enough that an experienced mechanic can pretty quickly tell if a car has spent significant time in the northeast or upper midwest where icy roads are at their worst. Just from the rust.

Granted, it's not stainless in most cases, but you don't have bare steel over the entire damn surface of most cars. Even if stainless holds up a bit better, so much is exposed on the Cybertruck quite a few will be visibly rusted by the end of next winter.

in reply to Annie

@anniethebruce I have spent most of my life in a country that heavily salts the roads in winter. During that same time I owned quite a few Land Rovers and Range Rovers. All had aluminium bodies and none rusted.
in reply to Jawaka

If you get any significant aluminum corrosion from de icing road treatments something has gone horrifically wrong.

Though the reports I've seen of Teslas... while stainles steel will eventually rust, there's no way around the fact that it's mostly iron... they are rusting too severely too quickly. If it stays as just surface rust then whatever, it amounts to a custom paint job courtesy of nature in terms of the truck being fit for purpose, but I'm worried the rust will start eating deep. That can lead to catastrophic failure

in reply to Annie

@anniethebruce @Jawaka I suspect an induced voltage difference by running high current near large metal surfaces, inducing the charge in them, is creating a strong galvanic corrosion that wouldn't normally happen. The kind of thing that an inexperienced engineer would miss because of a lack of experience. Smart people build prototypes for a reason.
in reply to jwz

I find that hydrogen peroxide mixed with salt water is amazingly effective.
in reply to jwz

Throw some iron filings in the water just to be sure.

Maybe some eggwhites? or glycerin or a food thickener to make the water stay where you put it.

in reply to jwz

Consider an artistic statement: https://magazine.artland.com/stories-of-iconic-artworks-andy-warhols-oxidation-paintings/
in reply to jwz

from experience with stainless steels, the slightest iron contamination will permanently make them rust like crazy. A rusty piece of iron brushing against the side would be all it takes and it slowly migrates deeper into the iron crystal structure. Like a drop of mercury that destroys a large aluminum structure, a handful of wet rust will attack the surface overnight for good. Don't do it, it will be game over!

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in reply to John Anderson

@quizzicus also, urine can corrode stainless steel. Urine contains quite a lot of ions, and the chloride ion concentration is quite high. Chlorides attack the passive layer of steel, exposing the reactive iron underneath.
in reply to John Anderson

@quizzicus I would imagine a stainless steel toilet is manufactured to higher standards than a Tesla truck, including a decent grade of steel and chemically passivating with nitric acid to preserve protect the surface. That being said, please do not urinate on Tesla trucks!
in reply to dianea 🏳️‍⚧️

@dianea
Boosting to make sure that everybody knows not to do this. I would hate for someone to do this by accident, so it's very important that we make sure as many people as possible know what NOT to do.

DO NOT scratch a Cybertruck with rusty iron or leave wet rust on it overnight. No matter how cool it would be or how awesome it would make you, don't do it.

in reply to Jargoggles

@jargoggles apparently, during the manufacturing of the body panels, the step required to eliminate rusting of the stainless steel, called passivation by nitric or citric acid was skipped. That allowed iron to remain the the crystal structure and doesn't take much for it to bloom. The crystal structure can be thought of as lines of dominoes ready to topple when the first chemical bonds break and it all goes downhill from there.
in reply to dianea 🏳️‍⚧️

@dianea @jargoggles Not skipped. The treatment is a $5k 'extra'... now if you will excuse me I have to go lie down and roll on the floor laughing at Elon fanbois for about five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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in reply to jwz

How about drawing the penis with Vaseline for more control and details. Then spraying with saltwater.
in reply to Krux-22

@Krux_22 Vaseline sounds intimate and time-consuming. I think my friend was looking for a ranged weapon.
in reply to jwz

Sure. But it won’t look like a penis. Water runs. And your friend needs to add veins to the masterwork. It needs details
in reply to Krux-22

@Krux_22 Yes, it would be a shame if it was a low quality dong.
in reply to James Smith

@hunkyscotsman it's literally an all around failure of a vehicle. genuine trash off a manufacturing assembly line.
a man-child's fever dream of an "automobile".
in reply to Jessie Nabein :neofox_peek_owo:

@jessienab

what makes it a failure?

how does the build quality of other Tesla products today compare with the version 1.0 of those same vehicle lines?

why do you feel the need to make childish insults towards an individual you don't personally know?

in reply to James Smith

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in reply to Jessie Nabein :neofox_peek_owo:

@jessienab @hunkyscotsman

Re-reading this thread today has me laughing so hard my eyes are watering. (I keep remembering the cleaning instructions in the vehicle manual: "do not wait")

The fact this monstrosity isn't even manufactured to the standards of a steel TOILET perfectly encapsulates the depraved hubris of people who want a giant dick-on-wheels so bad they're not even paying attention to whether or not the damn thing works right.

And these are the same people ravaging our environment, stepping on the marginalized, and bringing about the accelerating collapse of civilization. Their whole ideology, mindset, priorities, and culture needs to be critiqued and dismantled. Mockery is just one piece of how that happens, and a fun way to blow off steam while we're at it.

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in reply to James Smith

@hunkyscotsman @jessienab

Have you seen the recent statistics on traffic deaths increasing as trucks bloat in size? Or the rates at which pedestrians are getting killed because drivers can't see over those bulbous hoods (whose only function, by the way, is to look impressive; the space under them is hollow).

Nobody who gives a damn about their fellow humans or life on earth in general in the midst of this sixth great extinction goes and buys a massive resource guzzling vehicle (even an electric motor is not enough to make up for the other wastes) whose main appeal is that of a wealth-flaunting, toxic masculinity-projecting status symbol that's not even built to last (especially one that's the pet project of a jet-setting fashy racist sociopath who's getting idolized like a minor god king). Sorry if that seems like such a broad statement it hurts your feelings.

I'm so sick of people getting a pass for blatantly destructive behavior as if it's normal and fine or even admirable, while the rest of us get tone-policed for daring to be fed up with the fact that the world is burning.

in reply to violetmadder

@violetmadder @jessienab

I agree with some of your points

Mainly related to the unnecessary need for larger vehicles

And at least in the US a desperate need for public transit that all classes would find convenient and safe

I however cannot understand why you are upset with one man with such intense passion

Would you prefer there was no electric large truck alternative?

in reply to James Smith

@hunkyscotsman @jessienab

Because he's squandering resources that could have instead been used to improve millions of lives, influencing policy, harming communities, setting a toxic example other people look up to and keep trying to follow, fooling people with false hopes and lies, and because he's generally emblematic of everything most wrong with the world today. I despise the fact that billionaires even exist, and hate Bezos and Zuckerberg and all the rest of them similarly. No one should have that kind of power-- we overthrew monarchs, only to replace them with a new aristocracy every bit as rotten as the last.

I would definitely prefer proper mass transit. And if there are large trucks, like all other vehicles and appliances their design needs to prioritize for efficiency, usefulness, safety, repairability, and longevity above silly fashion trends.

in reply to jwz

You could do that, but why carry a leaky squirt gun when piss works so well?
in reply to kfringe

@kfringe Californians are not well trained at writing their name in the snow.
in reply to jwz

It would probably drip/run and spoil your artwork, sadly...
in reply to jwz

Yes, methinks salt+vinegar would do nicely.
Now, I'm not suggesting you do this, but if you were to draw something, use a sponge, for accuracy
in reply to jwz

Paint stripper works better and be sure to cover multiple panels. It’s not kosher or legal or even nice to deface private property and getting caught can cost you severely in terms of money, jail and the broken jaw from that 5’2” man child with an over sized truck guy
in reply to jwz

I heard gallium makes it really come out... artistically I mean 🧐