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@GottaLaff
Is it just me, or is David Pecker the most appropriately named jackass since Robin Leach?

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in reply to Laffy

no joke. My mom was a nurse. She had a patient named Harold Palms and another named Harold Balls.

Why people think that is funny when naming their kid is beyond me.

And then there's the supreme Dick, Tim Allen, whose middle name is Allen and his last name, fittingly is literally Dick.

So, Tim Allen really is a Dick.

in reply to Laffy

My high school principal's name was Richard Little. He did, in fact, go by “Dick”. That said, the obvious jokes weren't common as far as I recall either because the slang wasn't in the same place it is today or because they wouldn't have landed well -- he was a big man in every sense of the word (and a really good guy).
in reply to Keith Fieldhouse

@Keith Fieldhouse @Laffy @Wiley Miller "They call me little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big"
"I'll take your word for it."
in reply to Laffy

A woman where I worked a long time ago was named (firstname) Moist