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Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today

Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still felt pain?

Ayesha: What?? No. The stupid cabinet door you said you fixed fell off the hinge and hit my foot. I can't take this anymore!

Me: What have I become? My sweetest friend...

Ayesha: 🤦🏽‍♀️
#DadJokes

But seriously I need to fix that cabinet door.

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in reply to Qasim Rashid, Esq.

@Qasim Rashid, Esq. You do realize that's a cover of nine inch nails correct? Both betraying are great though.
in reply to anubis2814

@anubis2814 You can still reference of the cover version without thinking of the original. Soft Cell didn’t record the first version of Tainted Love, for instance.
in reply to anubis2814

@anubis2814 Trent Reznor said that after the Cash recording, the song no longer belongs to him.
in reply to Qasim Rashid, Esq.

Ah, well. Take heart. You'll always have your dirt empire to fall back on.
in reply to Qasim Rashid, Esq.

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Speaking of Johnny Cash... Take a look at the lyrics of <i>Ring Of Fire</i> and tell me it's not about gay sex.
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♬ Love, is a burning thing<br>
♩ And it makes, a fiery ring<br>
♫ Bound, by wild desire<br>
♪ I fell in, to a ring of fire<br>