Ayesha [wife]: I hurt myself today
Me: [thinking Johnny Cash] To see if you still felt pain?
Ayesha: What?? No. The stupid cabinet door you said you fixed fell off the hinge and hit my foot. I can't take this anymore!
Me: What have I become? My sweetest friend...
Ayesha: 🤦🏽♀️
#DadJokes
But seriously I need to fix that cabinet door.
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♬ Love, is a burning thing<br>
♩ And it makes, a fiery ring<br>
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