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Is your state banning Chemtrails? Get yours straight from the source in convenient aerosol form! Now with 5G!

Yes, #Tennessee is trying to ban chemtrails. We are in the stupidest timeline.

Courtesy of @odessa@dobbs.town

in reply to Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson

You know those stories that just seem so out there you just need to check to make sure? Like, I trust you Sir Rochard, but not enough to believe this post without confirmation.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/tennessee-ban-chemtrails-based-on-wild-conspiracy-theory-2024-3

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Yup, we are in the weirdest timeline; one that others in the multiverse would shun like the plague (which, coincidentally, is something most other timelines are still down with).

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in reply to Kyle Montanio

@FantasticalEconomics ๐Ÿ˜‚ thanks for the link.

It's SO hard to believe that I would be upset if you didn't verify for yourself. ๐Ÿ˜…

The Overton Window has been smashed.

in reply to Kyle Montanio

@FantasticalEconomics
> The wording of the bill means it could actually lower climate emissions.

๐Ÿ˜‚ it is the best of timelines, it is the worst of timelines

in reply to Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson

luckily the courts no longer believe in federal supremacy, so I am looking forward to a whole lot of independent state regulation of the country's airspace.

When I'm sheriff of some county in southeast Nebraska, we're going to require passing Boeings to stop for a proper inspection

in reply to Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson

Today in, โ€œYou canโ€™t make this up, itโ€™s totally made up, and itโ€™s now illegalโ€
in reply to Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson

I think I'm falling behind on my conspiracies. I'm still waiting for the 5G chip in my brain that the COVID vax was going to give me. Bill Gates and George Soros are also failing to beam brilliant start up ideas directly to my brain.

Very disapointed.

The sad thing is that reading this post folks still aren't sure if I'm kidding or not.

in reply to Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson

@blogdiva Chemtrails are known to contain DHMO! https://dhmo.org/facts.html
in reply to Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson

If chemtrails are criminalized, only criminals will have chemtrails!

You can take my chemtrail from my cold, dead hands!

in reply to Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson

Oh FFS, haven't they figured out that "chemtrails" are really just gluten?
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