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in reply to Widdershins Smith ๐Ÿ˜

MY "SHOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER" APPROACH TO MY FIRST RODEO WORKED SO WELL THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO LEARN ANYTHING.

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in reply to LRRR :bc:

@LRRRonEarth I presume this is how rodeos work on Omicron Persei 8?

Or, wait, do you mean rodeos on planets conquered by Omicronians? That kind of makes more sense tbh

in reply to David Zaslavsky

@diazona I'VE ONLY ENCOUNTERED RODEOS ON EARTH. WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED "GETTING FED TO THE NAWG," BUT NOBODY EVER DOES THAT MORE THAN ONCE.

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in reply to Widdershins Smith ๐Ÿ˜

Wait, are you and @ElleGray the same person or do you just go to rodeos together? What's going on here?
@elle

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in reply to Alice McFlurry :bc:

@Alice Thanks for catching that one! I've called @juglugs on that kind of thing before, but it just keeps happening.

@ElleGray

in reply to Lisa Melton

The profile even says "jokes are recycled" ....

Can't dude just be honestly unfunny like real men, so just like me?

@lisamelton @Alice @ElleGray

in reply to Coffee Pinewood

@coffeepine @lisamelton @Alice @ElleGray As a joke-maker myself, I know that someone has probably thought of many of them before, because most jokes are discoveries about reality more than creations, and anyone can make the same discovery. But I do start from scratch and put in my own effort. Plus thereโ€™s work writing that discovery into a bit that makes sense. He doesnโ€™t even have enough creativity to rephrase it. Straight up plagiarism. Very not ok. Iโ€™m blocking, too.
in reply to Mx. Luna Corbden

@corbden @coffeepine @lisamelton @ElleGray Yeah, same! I've written things that came entirely from my weird little brain and then learned of another joke that was similar. That happens and it's okay because we all have access to the same media and internet so we're bound to think of similar ideas.

But blatantly copying another person's post without any attribution in an attempt to pass it off as their own is whack and I donโ€™t have any tolerance for it.

I have them blocked so I can't remember their exact user names, but Scrumbled Eggs and The Flash were doing the same thing so I had to say goodbye to them as well.

in reply to Alice McFlurry :bc:

@Alice @juglugs@mastodon.social @ElleGray Isn't stand up supposedly his RL Job? Guess I should block him before I work for his act for free, too.

Like Bill Hicks said about Denis Leary, (paraphrased) "Joke's on him, I stole his entire act, but I did it first!" Your cleverness and wit will always come up with new things, Elie. His won't. ๐Ÿ™‚

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